We Suck At This

Atlanta Vampire Movie

2018·1h 50mComedyHorror

Carmilla inadvertently infects Ron, Fang, and Corey with her vampirism. Unaware of their condition, these three misfit vampires' hysterical misadventures illuminate the sudden changes in their nature. While attending a support group recommended by Dr. Acula for what is thought to be a medical condition, the three connect back with Carmilla and learn the truth of their new existence. Cast out by Martin and the old vampires, pursued by the determined Eddie Van Helsing, Ron and Carmilla seek to maintain some humanity and lead their menage through the challenges of vampire life in the modern world.

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CAST

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Chelsea Howard

Carmilla

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Carl Childers

Ron

Artemis

Artemis

Fang

Jevocas Green

Jevocas Green

Corey

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Edward Solis

Martin

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Craig S. Murphy

Giles Labou

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Ace Talkingwolf

Eddie Van Helsing

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Marc Arno

Stan Lee

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Stan Bowman

Dr. Acula

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Ondie Daniel

Carrie N. DeBeers

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Mason Downs

Skinny Teen

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Mark Drum

Red Shirt Patient

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Rory Gordon

Cameraman Mitch

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Kimberly D. Johnson

Akasha / Vampire Bride

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Jayson Jayrock Lowe

Deputy Dog

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Steve Magrogan

Deputy Dooly

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Bill Mays

Papa Jack's Cashier

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Keith Merritt

The Boss

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Katie Mae Poore

Catatonic Mental Patient

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Josh Rackley

Fork Lift Operator